How to Steal $1.5 Million in Wings (And Get Caught)

Josh Johnson October 5, 2024
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Come see me live: Check out https://joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour for dates and sign up for the waitlist to be notified when I'm performing in your city. Hi Friends, This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the lunch lady who stole over a million dollars in chicken wings and was caught. Lunch ladies don't get enough credit and have to make due with some of the worst ingredients depending on the school. I remember growing up and having very few choices, if any, at lunch. There was pizza day, turkey, chicken or meatloaf sometimes. There was a mystery meat every once in a while and it's easy to see why schools have welcomed fast food restaurants into their schools such as Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, and Arby's just to name a few. The fact that lunch ladies have to order all of the food within budget, cook it to taste for hundreds if not thousands of kids, and do it with a smile is quite a load of work that is mostly thankless. I also talk about 911 getting extra pay for showing up to work. If you love my stories I have a podcast that comes out every week: https://bit.ly/3NQmpio Hit me on them internets: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/joshjohnsoncomedy TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@joshjohnsoncomedy Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/JoshJComedy Video Directed by Jacob Menache Recorded at the DC Improv in Washington, DC

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