Made up Language? Why Everybody is wrong about Hebrew

languagejones December 24, 2025
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This is a place for all things language: insights from linguistics, language learning tips, and facts from linguistics that might flip what you thought you knew about language on its head. I draw on my background as a PhD in linguistics (sociolinguistics from the University of Pennsylvania, 2020, where William Labov - yes, that William Labov - and Robin Clark were my advisors). I'll discuss language learning, but also sociolinguistics, psycholinguistics, linguistic ideologies and discrimination, and real-world applications of linguistics. This isn't necessarily Ling 101 -- it's a whole lot weirder.

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Is Hebrew a made-up language… or is that one of the biggest linguistic misunderstandings on the internet? In this video, we unpack the real history of Hebrew—from Biblical Hebrew to Mishnaic Hebrew, medieval revival efforts, and the emergence of Modern Hebrew. Along the way, we tackle the viral claim that Hebrew is “fake,” “constructed,” or somehow less authentic than other living languages—and show why everybody is wrong about Hebrew. Using linguistics, historical evidence, and language evolution theory, we explain: Where the idea that Hebrew is a made-up language comes from How language revival actually works (and why it’s not the same as invention) The continuity between Ancient Hebrew and Modern Hebrew Why Hebrew’s history challenges what people think a “real” language is If you’ve seen the “FAKE?” thumbnail and wondered whether Hebrew was invented in the 20th century, this video breaks down the myths, the facts, and the linguistics behind one of the most misunderstood languages in the world. #Hebrew #Linguistics #LanguageHistory #ModernHebrew #IsHebrewFake #MadeUpLanguage #SemiticLanguages #languagerevival clarification: I am not saying "yallah" is judeo-arabic and not used by gentiles. 🫠 === On Wikipedia edit wars: https://therecord.media/researchers-wikipedia-a-front-in-russian-propaganda-war https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-07/wikipedia-editors-struggle-to-moderate-conflict-in-gaza === Recommended Books, with purchase links: Modern Israel: Israel: A Concise History of a Nation Reborn. Daniel Gordis (slight but obvious pro-Israel bias, primarily in inflammatory language selectively applied. Short and readable): https://amzn.to/4aNuOzd Israel: A History. Anita Shapira (longer, more academic, unbiased): https://amzn.to/3N6Mw6Y Israel, A History. Martin Gilbert (Very long, very academic, unbiased): https://amzn.to/3Liz2o6 The Shortest History of Israel and Palestine. Michael Scott-Baumann (very short, strong anti-Israel bias, but does a decent job of sticking to documented facts -- the bias is in editorializing and in inflammatory language selectively applied): https://amzn.to/4sJSET0 A Very Short History of the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Ilan Pappe (Heavily biased, from an Israeli historian who lost his academic post because of academic fraud -- however, he's commonly cited by activists, and it's worth comparing his claims and interpretations with more respected, neutral histories): https://amzn.to/3N8ykdA Broader Historical Context: Jerusalem: The Biography. Simon Sebag Montefiore (The gold standard for history of the region. It gets a few details about Judaism slightly wrong, but they're minor). https://amzn.to/3N24DLn The Story of the Jews. Simon Schama. (Excellent history, though to my taste it reads a bit like a very long New Yorker article. He assumes a degree of prior knowledge, and pursues some interesting tangents). https://amzn.to/49pI3DB A History of the Jews. Paul Johnson (Very good, but some of his interpretation is very clearly through a Christian lens, especially when he writes about the ancient world, where biblical texts start to clearly discuss verifiable history). https://amzn.to/4q41GIC Wanderings. Chaim Potok (tremendous history, but lives up to the name): https://amzn.to/49OjkcH History of the Hebrew Language: The Story of Hebrew. Lewis Glinert (Very readable). https://amzn.to/498XCAW A History of the Hebrew Language. Angel Saenz-Badillos (basically requires a PhD, but it's incredibly interesting). https://amzn.to/4qIyG9o === Errata (to be expanded …): - the map pins are inaccurate for the historical locations of Israel and Judea; Israel should be the north. - i asked my editor for “Peace of Westphalia” on screen; he went above and beyond by sharing the painting of the same name. - while the Mt. Ebal Tablet potentially positions Hebrew as early as 1,200 BCE, more reliable and copious documents date from about 900 BCE, making it ~3,000 years old, not 4,000.

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