Ranking Every Mario Kart World Track by How Safe It Is

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Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat once again to rank every Mario Kart World track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:35 Mario Bros. Circuit 01:35 Crown City 02:58 Whistlestop Summit 03:25 DK Spaceport 04:15 Desert Hills 04:55 Shy Guy Bazaar 05:30 Wario Stadium 06:08 Airship Fortress 06:44 DK Pass 07:14 Starview Peak 07:55 Sky-High Sundae 08:28 Wario Shipyard 09:12 Koopa Troopa Beach 09:42 Faraway Oasis 10:25 Peach Stadium 11:01 Peach Beach 11:34 Salty Salty Speedway 12:09 Dino Dino Jungle 12:38 Great ? Block Ruins 13:20 Cheep Cheep Falls 13:50 Dandelion Depths 14:31 Boo Cinema 15:17 Dry Bones Burnout 15:46 Moo Moo Meadows 16:16 Choco Mountain 16:54 Toad's Factory 17:38 Bowser's Castle 18:16 Acorn Heights 19:00 Mario Circuit 19:23 Rainbow Road 20:29 Results/Outro ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at https://www.twitch.tv/j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Links ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▶Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/j0rts ▶Twitch: https://twitch.tv/j0rts ▶Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/j0rts_yt ▶TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@j0rts_yt ▶Discord: https://discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk