The Most Horrific Sexual Practices of The Medieval England | Sleepy History Story

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Step into the cobbled lanes of medieval England as we uncover the hidden, often unsettling world of sex, shame, and survival beneath church spires and market crosses. This 150-minute journey traces how communities regulated intimacy—through stewhouses licensed by bishops, marriage vows cried at the porch, and punishments staged with pillories, cucking stools, and rough music under windows. Drawing on medieval language of “sin,” “penance,” and “scandal,” we move from Southwark’s bathhouses to the church courts where matrons judged questions of virginity, and into rectories where priests quietly balanced celibacy statutes with household realities. Along the way, you’ll meet midwives sworn to baptize infants in emergencies, watchwomen carrying lanterns under the Statute of Winchester, and guild clerks who turned intimacy into parchment, property, and dispute. Grounded in real customs and practices—pilgrims’ badges melted into love potions, misericords carved with foxes and mermaids, rough music with pans and pig bladders, and wax candles heavy as sin—this film reveals how medieval people navigated desire with rules, rituals, wit, and community theater, ensuring that sex was never merely private, but a public matter woven into law, faith, and survival. Join us as we explore: 0:00 Introduction: The Hidden World of Medieval Intimacy 15:30 Shame and Spectacle: Pillories, Cucking Stools, and Public Penance 40:10 Licensed Desire: Stewhouses of Southwark (rules, rents, and risks) 1:05:25 Courts of Conscience: Marriage, Kinship, and the Green Table of Church Law 1:30:40 Bodies, Charms, and Control: Midwives, Philtres, and Medical Beliefs 1:55:55 Night Watch & Rough Music: Policing Morals in Streets and Windows 2:20:10 Clergy, Courts, and Contradictions: Celibacy, Concubinage, and Household Realities 2:30:00 Conclusion: Legacy of Sex and Shame in Medieval England (law, ritual, and what the records tried not to say)