Whiteout Survival Ads are a PLAGUE on Humanity

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'Tis the season to be jolly! I am extremely partial to snow and hot chocolate and all things Winter. All things except for Whiteout Survival, that is. Today we’re continuing our crusade against terrible mobile game ads, and this may be the most terriblest of them all! I swore I was going to make a shorter video this time around, but look at what happened! This is unhealthy! But there was just so much terribleness to cover, I couldn’t help myself. This took me 55 days to make! I could have built a treehouse or directed a musical in that time! I technically kept my promise of a “mid-to-late” January release, just a bit more on the late side. I hope you love vacuums and hate red people (you have to watch the video for context, I’m afraid). Leave your “top 5 most played winter games” in the comments. Speaking of terribleness, this is unfortunately the worst video I’ve ever made, and is in fact the worst video in the history of the platform. Here’s why: 1: At 19:43 I reuse the fake “Ford F150 Model 2025” ad I made for my Royal Kingdom video. Problem is, it’s 2026 now. Terrible! 2: At 34:16 I say there was only one countdown I cared about on New Years Eve (referring to the in-game snowstorm countdown). But actually I did, in fact care more about the new years countdown at midnight. Blatant lying! Unforgivable! 3: I had nearly finished filming and only had a few green screen skits left. I decided to eat some soup. I neglected to wash my face after, and now in half of the skits I have orange lips. 4: At 35:24 I say “False Advertising is, of course, a felony” but it’s usually just a civil offense. Lies upon lies! When will it end!? 5: At 23:40, my shirt is blatantly backwards and inside out. You can see the tag. I noticed it first, so nobody’s allowed to make fun of me. Horrible, right? You should unsubscribe. If you’re not subscribed, you should subscribe so you can then unsubscribe. And while I’m making lists of tiny video-related anecdotes, here’s several more: 1: I should have gotten an affiliate link for the portable wi-fi machine. I name drop it and everything. 2: I promise I have no ill-will towards the sledding kids. I hope they weren’t too weirded out by the strange man filming himself for hours. 3: Don’t worry everyone, I shaved right after filming. 4: I would have talked more about the Howie Mandel campaign, but they launched it basically right after I finished the script! They were targeting me specifically, trying to make me look foolish! I swear it! 5: Apparently Whiteout Survival has a monthly limited-time event called “Snow Busters” where you can use the Sucker™ from the ads. Doesn’t make up for all the other lying, but neat regardless! 6: Yes, I told Elesa what I was going to do with her footage at 25:30 before asking to film it, I’m not a monster! 7: DO WE EAT SNOWFLAKES? My mom never answered the question! According to my pre-video poll, I’ll be covering Rise of Kingdoms next, which is like, the most generic mobile game name I’ve ever heard. I’d love to get it out in February, but let’s face it, that probably won’t happen. I’ll see you guys again in mid-March most likely. It’s lights out for Whiteout! (survival) CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro 1:39 - What Makes Them Tick? 9:44 - We Makes People Click? 18:31 - Why Are They So Robotic? 26:10 - Visiting The Website Real Quick 28:17 - Playing The Game (Is it a Trick?) 34:53 - Conclusionick