賈旭明 張康 《新聞晚知道》 字幕版
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July 7, 2012
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模仿新聞聯播嘲諷時弊暴紅遭封殺的相聲 - 新聞晚知道(完整版) 【大紀元2012年05月31日訊】(大紀元記者佟亦加綜合報導)近日,大陸相聲演員賈旭明、張康模仿央視《新聞聯播》演出的相聲《新聞晚知道》在網路上瘋傳,火爆海內外各視頻網站,是一部"不看不知道,一看就叫好"的難得佳作。 該 相聲以當今的熱門話題為內容,針貶時弊,揶揄當局,辛辣犀利幽默,令觀眾大叫"過癮、好爽"。被稱為史上最大膽出位、最有內涵的相聲。在長達18分鐘的表 演中,2位演員正襟危坐,戲仿央視《新聞聯播》"中規中矩、字正腔圓"的語氣,從播報中石油、中石化同時漲價,但中地溝油公司堅決不漲,評論"這是有良心 的企業",到編造美國餐館發生食物中毒事件,用餐的美國人紛紛中毒,但中國人不但無礙,還奮勇搶救美國人,暗諷中國人早已練就"百毒不侵"之身,令觀眾 "笑中含淚"。 在表演中,2位元演員大膽拿組織四萬局級高官"重走長征路"當笑料,稱全國人民聞訊後,"自告奮勇扮演國軍","保證不讓他們活著走到陝北",以詼諧的方式表達民眾對官場的咬牙切齒,要像當年國軍一樣圍剿共匪。如此大膽的相聲能在海內外網站瘋傳而不受封殺,可見中共確實已成了人人喊打的「過街老鼠」。
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