EMPRESS THERESA Is A Bizarre & Insane Rabbit Hole - w/ KrimsonRogue
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Brought to you by Raycon. Go to https://buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order! For this one, I’m joined by the gigachad KrimsonRogue to take a look down the deep rabbithole that is Empress Theresa, arguably the worst book ever written. It’s a wild ride. 1hr 20m Extended Cut available for Patrons & Channel Members: PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 - Intro & Preamble 2:22 - What the hell is Empress Theresa? 5:06 - The Part Where The US Government Tries To Blow Theresa Up With An Atom Bomb (Yes, Really) 8:16 - Empress Theresa is Long, Terrible & Offensive 9:27 - Those Book Covers 13:32 - The Website - A Quick Taste 14:38 - Struggling Through Chapter One 29:45 - The Website - A Deeper Dive 34:15 - The Author Can’t Take Criticism 41:22 - Conclusion & Extras 44:06 - Outro & Patreon Credits KrimsonRogue: https://www.youtube.com/user/flippityflop Further Reading: https://empress-theresa.fandom.com/wiki/Empress_Theresa_Wiki Krimson’s Review Part One - https://youtu.be/JopR-biL0I4 Down The Rabbit Hole Video - https://youtu.be/TedsiCaV2B4 The ‘Official’ Website - http://empresstheresa.com/home Edited by RedHunter: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA https://twitter.com/RedHunterFilms https://www.redhunterfilms.com/ OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.co TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - https://www.twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - https://cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk/ DISCORD - https://discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/cynicalcj/ SUBREDDIT - https://www.reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/CynicalCJ/ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Molegul: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqc6wFN1m8yq91GMENGJNbg Character Stills by @artofjaynine ----Music Credits---- ‘Lay It Down’ - Ride to Hell: Retribution OST Kevin MacLeod - “Crinoline Dreams”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. #EmpressTheresa #KrimsonRogue #BookReview
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