Matteo Lane Gives Advice (FULL SHOW)
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Hi, I’m Matteo Lane — I’m a stand-up comedian based in New York. On this channel, I share weekly videos including stand-up clips, pop culture commentary, and comedic takes on everyday life. You’ll also find episodes of my podcast I Never Liked You, where I talk with my arch nemesis Nick Smith about TV, culture, and whatever else we feel strongly about that week. Subscribe for new videos every week.
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