Why Home on the Range is the Stupidest Disney Movie Ever Made

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Breaking News: Man in Purple Hat cries about animated movie released 20 years ago for an hour and a half. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Social Media - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rockotar_the_purple_hat_guy/ Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/Rockotar_Simon Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/Rockotar/ Serialzd: https://www.serializd.com/user/Rockotar/profile Backloggd: https://www.backloggd.com/u/Rockotar/ Reddit Community for discussion of my videos and related topics: https://www.reddit.com/r/Rockotar/ Patreon if you wish to support me and see early videos: https://www.patreon.com/Rockotar ------------------------------------------------------------------- Footage Used - Home on the Range (2004) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Used (in order of appearance) - Bowser Battle Phase 2 - NSMB Wii Petal Meadows - PM: Thousand Year Door Your Name Please - Earthbound Donald's Dock Building - ToonTown Online Sunset Wilds - MK8 Loud and Sweet - MP4 Building Intermission - ToonTown Online Wild West Wave 1 - Plants Vs Zombies 2 Battle! - PM: Color Splash Farm - DP: Enchanted Journey Funny Footsteps - FE: Three Houses Mill It Over - MP7 Unused Comedic Theme - FE: Path of Radiance Fleet Glide Galaxy - SMG 2 Gloam Valley - Super Paper Mario Grumpy's Theme - DP: Enchanted Journey Everyone's Runnin - MP8 "Agh!, Won goph In mah mouph! Bleck! Ptooey!" - FE Awakening Humoresque of a Little Dog - SSB Brawl Yoshi Falls - SMG 2 Music Park/Motorway - MK8 Hiya Papaya - FE: Engage Dk's Jungle Parkway - MP1 Warios's Gold Mine - MK Wii Music Madness - DKC Returns Dream Land 64 - SSB 64 Ripper Roo - CB: Insane Trilogy Silly Groose - TLoZ: Skyward Sword Snakey Chantey - DKC 2 Lucky Lottery - MP4 Koopa Troopa Beach - SMK Western Land - MP2 Mount Lineland - Super Paper Mario Mushroom Bridge - MK: Double Dash Meta Knight's Revenge - Kirby: SS Fort Francis - Super Paper Mario Mine Cart Music - DKC Returns Clash of Two Virtues - FE: Shadow Dragon Never Let Up - M&L: Dream Team Chase and Overtake - MP8 It's On Now - MP8 Puzzle Plank Galaxy - SMG 2 Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 - Sonic Mania Piano Zombie - PVZ 2 Ike's Resolution - FE: Path of Radiance Great Temple - SSB Brawl Final Farewell - FE: Path of Radiance ------------------------------------------------------------------- Timestamps - 0:00 - Intro and Order of Talking About the Movies 1:56 - What About *Insert Movie That Isn't in the Unholy Trinity* 5:01 - The Movie is a Comedy that Isn't Funny 6:28 - Why the Intro Sucks 8:49 - Style Over Substance and Less Appealing Animation 10:57 - Why Maggie's First Joke is Mega Cringe 12:38 - Disney Failing at Making Shrek 13:40 - The Songs Are Pointless and the Characters Don't Need to be Animals 15:19 - All the Characters SUCK Especially Maggie 18:12 - Inexplicably British Cow and Idiot Cow 21:09 - The Plot is Terrible 24:06 - Dumb Scene Where Mrs. Caloway Doesn't Want to Go 25:15 - Grace's Painful Singing 26:21 - Introducing BUCK THE SUCK 28:16 - One of the Dumbest Lines in Cinematic History 29:37 - PURE CHAOS 30:47 - Buck and Maggie Argument #1 31:35 - Arrival of Rico (Plus Convenient Reward Price) 33:25 - Convenient Cart and Annoying Cow Fight 36:06 - More Bad Singing and Pathetic Attempt to Make Us Feel Sad for Maggie 38:10 - Cringey Creep Cows 39:33 - The Nonsensical Yodeling Scene 44:40 - Buck Getting What's Coming Ruined by Maggie 46:50 - The Other Terrible Trio and Worst Disguise Ever 51:06 - Alameda's Plan and Motivation Are Lack Depth 53:14 - Failed Attempt Animals 53:50 - Buck The Suck Continues to be a Jerk for No Good Reason 54:20 - Stupid Argument and Fakest Drama of All Time Sad Song 58:22 - Plot Convenience Rabbit of Pure Coincidence-ness 1:01:27 - Buck Maggie Argument #3 Revenge of the Unsatisfaction 1:03:44 - A Wild Evil Rockotar Has Appeared 1:04:33 - The Most Chaotic Mine Cart Scene of All Time 1:07:14 - Idiotic Twist Villain Scene 1:10:24 - The Side Villains Are Never Properly Dealt With 1:11:02 - Ultra Convenient Train to Get the Cows Back to the Farm 1:11:56 - Creep Cows Return and Stupid Scene to Write Buck and Jack Out of the Climax 1:13:40 - The Most Un-Epic Finale of All Time 1:16:11 - What Happens to the Land Alameda Bought? 1:17:05 - Fakeout Goodbye Scene and Lack of Character Development 1:19:11 - Creep Cows Win the Girls in the END?!?!?!?! 1:20:40 - Worst Reward for Saving the Farm EVER 1:21:19 - Conclusion and Fixed Version of the Movie 1:23:40 - How the Movie Sabotaged the Reputation of 2D Animation in Film and Outro ------------------------------------------------------------------- Keywords - Cow, Farm, Cowboy, Wild West, Alameda Slim, Maggie, Grace, Disney, Yodeling ------------------------------------------------------------------- #disney #animation #homeontherange #cows #comedy #review #stupid #terrible #maggie #cowboy #wildwest #horse #buck #grace -------------------------------------------------------------------