Why Ralph Breaks the Internet is the Worst Sequel Ever Made

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Behold, Rockotar the Movie AKA I spend and hour talking about a bad Disney sequel movie. Wreck-it Ralph 2, Ralph Breaks the Internet. Schaffrillas's Video if you want to watch that one too - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHgE8kuPTs Channel Makers Algorithm Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0c_Qf4Wlbo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Social media Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rockotar_Simon Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rockotar_the_purple_hat_guy/ Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/rockotar/ My Patreon if you want to support me - https://www.patreon.com/Rockotar --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used in order of appearance - Termina Field - LoZ: Majora's Mask Overworld - New Super Mario Bros Wii Flopside - Super Paper Mario Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros Brawl Title Theme - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Agh Won Goph in Mah Mouph Blecht Ptooey! - Fire Emblem Awakening Koopa's Tycoon Town - Mario Party 8 What Can You Do? - Fire Emblem Fates Moo Moo Farm/Yoshi Valley - Mario Kart 64 Mogma Theme - LoZ: Skyward Sword Mr. Goofwrench - Toontown Online Contest of Pride - Fire Emblem Fates Prime Time (Studiopolis Zone Act 2) - Sonic Mania Piano Zombie - Plants VS Zombies 2 You Call This a Utopia?! - Super Smash Bros Brawl Arena Medley - Super Smash Bros For Wii U Warioware INC - Super Smash Bros Brawl Fort Francis - Super Paper Mario Overthere Stair - Super Paper Mario A Lady's Mirror - Fire Emblem Fates Battle Theme - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Pirate Ship - Loz: The Wind Waker Bowser Jr's Fiery Flotilla - Super Mario Galaxy 2 Bowser Battle - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Battle Against a Machine - Earthbound Edge of Adversity - Super Smash Bros Ultimate Inescapable Fate - Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade Adversity - Fire Emblem: Thracia 776 Porky's Porkies - Mother 3 Fight On! - Final Fantasy 7 Dangerous Dinner - Kirby's Return to Dreamland Dark Emperor Hardin - Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem Mario/Luigi/Yoshi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash Dark Pit's Theme - Kid Icarus Uprising Beneath a New Light - Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade Fourside - Earthbound --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #disney #animation #waltdisney #disneyanimation #waltdisneyanimation #waltdisneyanimationstudios #ralph #wreckitralph #wreckitralph2 #ralphbreakstheinternet #internet #youtubers #bad #cringe #outdated #vanellope #vanellopevonschweetz #atrocity #retcon #sequel #sequels #disaster #yes --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 0:00 - Intro 1:58 - Bad in Every Way, Even the Intro 2:52 - Ralph is Stupid Now and Vanellope is Bad as Well, That Sucks 3:56 - Ralph and Vanellope's Friendship Ruined 4:47 - Ralph Wrecks Sugar Rush 6:40 - Ralph is an Insensitive Jerk Now Too 7:42 - The Comedy Sucks, Felix and Callhoun Thrown in the Trash, and EBOY Scene 10:02 - Ralph and Vanellope Enter the Internet 11:56 - Knowsmore, Auction, and Tantrum 14:06 - Spamley, AKA One of the Only Good Things 14:49 - Slaughter Race Shenanigans 19:18 - The Movie is Too Long and Doesn't Justify Its Length 20:19 - Ralph Pity Party and Harsh Judgement of Shank 22:10 - Everything About BuzzTube and Ralph's Internet Success is Wrong 25:21 - That's Not How Algorithms Work! 26:39 - PAINFULLY Stupid Scene 27:31 - Terrible Oh My Disney and Princess Scenes 31:44 - Ralph Forces People to Watch His Videos 32:38 - Abysmal Comment Section Scene 35:28 - Vanellope's Cringe Song About Going Turbo 38:00 - Ralph Spying Scene Breaks Me and My Patience 40:28 - Dark Web and Insecurity Virus Nonsense 42:45 - Idiotic Breakup scene 44:47 - The Ralph Viruses Are Stupid and Don't Make Any Sense 47:15 - Why the Theme and Ending of the Movie Fails 49:01 - Destruction is Meaningless and Has No Repercussions 50:18 - Final Scenes of this Nightmare 51:44 - Conclusion of Why this is the Worst Sequel and Nothing Works 56:33 - What I Would Do to Make the Movie Better ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------