Color of Night (1994) - re:Visit

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Out of our 1.57 million subscribers about 23 of them may have heard of the 1994 flop “Color of Night” starring Bruce Willis and others. Jay mistook this film for a different film and we both ended up watching it. A decision we will live to regret. But what about the 2 hours we both lost of our precious time on this Earth? Well butt-wads, we decided to do the review anyway! After all, this is a forgotten 90’s movie. It can also serve as a warning to others. When this movie came out no one liked it. Not even the director. Whose terrible idea was this film? So Bruce Willes stars as psychotherapist Bill Cappaba, and Scott Bakula stars as psychotherapist Joe Blobba. A gal stars as “Rose” aka Ritchie! NO! Not my Ritchie!! She’s a lady who is insane and shows up to therapy sessions playing a dude dressed up as a lady to scope out local shrinks so that her insane crazy animal furniture-making brother can get revenge on therapists for molesting their brother Ritchie and causing him to commit suic*de. Sorry die by suici*e. Sorry make a boom-boom. This is how he can get revenge and continue to also abuse. At the start of the film, Bruce’s own patient kills herself in New York and that’s why Dr. Joe Gabbabababa goes to Los Angeles to cool off in the hot sun, ride bikes and hang out with insane people that also want to jump out of windows. He meets Rose, has a torrid steamy romance - while secretly lusting for Bakula's bike. Rose, however is playing Bonnie, a British bang-bang who’s doing everyone and everything in the film. She’s sloppy-popping Casey, a man versed in the perverted arts by choking him on his weight bench. She’s also boinking Clark, an OCD maniac who sounds like a famous killer doll, Frank (Lance Henrikson) is mourning the death of his wife and child because the actual police detective may have murdered them because he was having an affair with Frank’s wife. Did I mention Frank is also hot-sloppy-bopping Bonnie (aka Rose, aka Ritichie) and Sondra is also having a lesbian affair with Bonnie (aka Rose, aka Ritchie) Sondra is a bit of a gold-digger and has had 7 husbands all of whom she divorced and took their money to buy embarrassing 90's outfits and teeth wax. In her heart, Sondra has a lust for ladies and/or needs to softer touch of a woman to make her night dreams come true. Bruce Willard floats through the film super confused as to what’s going on and only seems to be interested in riding a bike around with Scott. He probably doesn’t mind the pervert scenes and the car chases too. I often wonder if he barfed after realizing he was banging Ritchie. Ewwww. If you think all of this is insane and terrible sounding that’s because it is. Anywho, enjoy Mike and Jay attempt to discuss this film in detail. Pointlessly. This might be the most thorough review ever made of this film.